movita is doing her part for the environment. She has gardens to save the honey bees, she composts and recycles, she wears yoga pants a lot and she rides the bus to work. movita feels that taking the Peasant Wagon to work is her biggest sacrifice. (That, and allowing Hagley to flirt shamelessly with 2.0.) Anhyoo, it turns out other people are returning favours to the earth too. Yesterday, when waiting at the bus shelter near her home, movita could smell something a little... turdish. And guess what? It was poop. Not dog poop. Person poop. Someone had used her bus shelter as a toilet. Someone with digestive issues had pooped in the area meant to protect movita from acid rain and bugs. And then used one of his sports socks as a wiping device.
The only thing that made movita feel a little better was seeing William H. Macy sitting across from her on the bus.
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17 hours ago
2 comments:
I hear the slap chop is also good for chopping poop. Even people poop.
And it comes apart for cleaning.
It's always good to have a character actor around to blame this sort of stuff on.
"Next time, poop in the toilet, MACY."
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